Make the pie higher

by George Bush

This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush, begun originally by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. The quotes have been arranged here for aesthetic purposes only.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER by George W. Bush

"I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist
Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
And I - it's - I'm a proud man to be the nation."