(Sung to the tune of
"If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands")
BOMB IRAQ !
1.
If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq.
2.
If the corporate scandal's growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'.
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.
3.
Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections;
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
4.
While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing,
Some things we prefer not knowing.
(Though our ignorance is showing),
Bomb Iraq.
5.
So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason.
It's the Hussein hunting season.
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Extra verses:
6.
If your anthrax mail is local, bomb Iraq.
Just keep quiet, don't be vocal, bomb Iraq.
If your four-wheel drive is grunting,
Under all that beer and gun thing,
It's time for Saddam hunting,
Bomb Iraq.
7.
If it's oil we're really talkin', bomb Iraq.
So we drive instead of walkin', bomb Iraq.
Stuff your face a little longer,
Spend a million looking younger,
While a million die in hunger,
Bomb Iraq
8.
Oh their infants we are slayin', Bomb Iraq.
But the price is worth the payin', Bomb Iraq.
There are human rights abuses,
And vaccines that have dual uses,
We ain't makin' no excuses,
Bomb Iraq.
9.
Now the sanctions they ain't workin', bomb Iraq.
Collat'ral damage we ain't shirkin, bomb Iraq.
From your duty don't recoil,
And let's not forget their oil,
Supervillainy to foil,
Bomb Iraq.
10.
Its our sacred moral duty, bomb Iraq.
And we'll all enjoy the booty, bomb Iraq.
We'll all get to do some shooting,
Then let Exxon do the lootin'
And we'll really piss off Putin,
Bomb Iraq.
11.
He gassed Kurds back in eighty-eight, bomb Iraq.
We object to this only of late, bomb Iraq.
At the time we were quite happy,
To do business with the chappy,
But for the sake of Bush's pappy,
Bomb Iraq.
12.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think that SUVs,
Are the best thing since sliced cheese,
And your father you must please,
Bomb Iraq.
13.
If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq.
If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq.
We assert that might makes right,
Burning oil is a delight,
For the empire we will fight,
Bomb Iraq.
14a.
If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
14b.
If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin',
We don't care, and we're not jokin'
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq.
15.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might now knows no borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
It's the make war not love season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
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